(If you know that your degree is going to leave you financially crippled, you won't be able to afford to drive soon, and the government is making you apply for 40 non-existent jobs a month which you'll never get).
- Try to take your mind off the future, the past and the present by filling your head up with nonsense...by illegally downloading some reality TV (because God knows you can't afford to buy it).
- If you already have a degree, like me, and you know how much it's going to cost you - you could try setting it on fire, pretend it's an ancient manuscript and then sell it on the black market for extra cash. If this doesn't work, crying over your degree generally helps to relieve the tension.
- If by some accident your future does begin to creep into your head - don't forget that goon doesn't just work as pain relief - it also makes a great pillow. That shit's just ergonomic.
- You could always just chill at home with a good book but try to stay away from anything that reminds you the country is headed towards 18th century class warfare - and yes I mean Dickens!
- If you can't afford to leave your shitty suburb because you can't afford to fucking drive anywhere, then you could always try hanging out on your corner with some mates throwing stones at your metaphysical lack of future. Don't stay there too long though unless you want Current Affair all up in your face telling you to get a job!
Well, that's it for me. I hope you found these useful!
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