You Should Date a Date Who Girl Who Thinks Basic Manipulation of Literary Devices Are Clever

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Date a girl who laughs at your jokes despite the fact that you probably ripped them straight from Youtube. Date a girl who is too stupid to pick up on the condescension that drips from every sentence that leaves your mouth. Date a girl who isn’t annoyed by Richard Dawkins. Date a girl who will drag you to a million different venues before finding one suitably 'underground' just to avoid having a cliched date. Date a girl who thinks having short hair makes her interesting and went vegan because all her friends were. Date a girl who wears band t-shirts with bands that she’s never listened to but will definitely pretend she has if you ask her. Date a girl with no critical faculties.

But, most importantly, date a girl who thinks basic manipulation of literary devices like this or this are clever. Because let's face it dude - you don't have any other choice.